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汉语普通话 · 1986 · 中国大陆 · 喜剧片
姚培德,徐维敏,郭六登
徐立国(姚培德 饰)只是一介小小的公司职员,沉迷于武侠小说的他总喜欢将自己想象成行侠仗义的大侠,来获得短暂的满足感。经理将徐立国派往广州公干,在机场的安监处,徐立国震惊的发现自己竟然拥有了特异功能。在飞机上,竟然有外星人闯入劫机,徐立国凭借着自己的特异功能击退了外星人,就下了美丽温柔的空姐小瑜(徐维敏 饰),获得了一万元的奖金。
之后,徐立国来到了少林寺拜师学武,结果小瑜竟然找到了他,为了和小瑜私奔,徐立国激怒了少林寺的高僧,遭到了后者的追杀。徐立国带着小瑜去东方乐园游玩,高僧尾随而至,两方人马展开了激烈的交战。
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